Respectability, N. The Offspring Of A Liaison

Politeness, N: The Most Acceptable Hypocrisy.

Aristocrats: N. Fellows That Wear Downy Hats And Clean Shirts - Guilty Of Education And Suspected Of Bank Accounts.

Book - Learning : The Dunce's Derisive Term For All Knowledge That Transcends His Own Impertinent Ignorance.

Edible, Adj.: Good To Eat, And Wholesome To Digest, As A Worm To A Toad, A Toad To A Snake, A Snake To A Pig, A Pig To A Man, And A Man To A Worm.

Heathen, N. A Benighted Creature Who Has The Folly To Worship Something That He Can See And Feel.