Reproach Is Infinite, And Knows No End.

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Now From The Smooth Deep Ocean-stream The Sun Began To Climb The Heavens, And With New Rays Smote The Surrounding Fields.

Urge Him With Truth To Frame His Fair Replies And Sure He Will For Wisdom Never Lies.

You Know, The One With All The Well Meaning Rules That Don't Work Out In Real Life, Uh, Christianity.

The Persuasion Of A Friend Is A Strong Thing.