Do I Know What Rhetorical Means?

Thou Shalt Not Horn In On Thy Husbands Racket

His Native Home Deep Imag'd In His Soul.

Because They're Stupid, That's Why. That's Why Everybody Does Everything.

Even When Someone Battles Hard, There Is An Equal Portion For One Who Lingers Behind, And In The Same Honor Are Held Both The Coward And The Brave Man; The Idle Man And He Who Has Done Much Meet Death Alike.

If You're Gonna Get Mad At Me Every Time I Do Something Stupid, Then I Guess I'll Just Have To Stop Doing Stupid Things.