Reporters Thrive On The World's Misfortune. For

It's Always Seemed Odd To Me That After A Group Of Terrorists Commits A Vile And Odious Deed They Rush Messages To The Public To Claim Credit For It.

People Seem To Enjoy Things More When They Know A Lot Of Other People Have Been Left Out Of The Pleasure.

Feel Good About Linking Hands In Human Chain For Good Causes.

The Only Thing I Was Fit For Was To Be A Writer, And This Notion Rested Solely On My Suspicion That I Would Never Be Fit For Real Work, And That Writing Didn't Require Any.

Etiquette Is The Grease That Makes It Possible For All Of Us To Rub Together Without Unnecessary Overheating.