Remorse ... Is One Of The Many

Progress? It Ought To Be Stopped, That's What I Say. If The Lord Meant Chickens To Come Out Of Incubators He'd Never Have Made Hens, It Stands To Reason.

The Ruder Lecturers Are, And The Louder Their Voices, The More Converts They Make To Their Opinions.

[on Golf:] One Of The Most Distressing Defects Of Civilization.

Everybody's Tragedy Is Somebody's Nuisance.

Youth Knows No Remedy For Grief But Death.