Remember, No One Can Hurt Your Feelings

You Do Your Own Thing And You See If You Survive.

I'm Not A Person That's Easily Embarrassed, But I'm Embarrassed For Other People.

I Think, As A Comedian, The Funniest You Can Be Is With People You Know, And [whom] You've Known For Years, In A Pub. That's As Funny As You Get, And So The Aim [while Stand-up] Is To Get That Funny On Stage With 5,000 Strangers, To Get That Funny In A Room Where People Shouldn't Be Listening But They Are.

I Never Think Of Myself As A Celebrity - Or Even An Actor, Actually. I Think Of Myself As A Writer-director.

If Your Boss Is Getting You Down, Look At Him Through The Prongs Of A Fork And Imagine Him In Jail.