Religion Is Sort Of Like A Lift

In My Fifth-grade Yearbook - It's Right Up There On The Top Shell - The Last Page Says, "what About Your Future?" And Under My Name, It Says, "when I Grow Up, I Would Like To Be Either An Actor, A Radio Announcer, An Impersonator Or A Comedian."

Conservatives Want Live Babies So They Can Train Them To Be Dead Soldiers.

I Simply Decided That Dope Wasn't Worth The Ritual.

I'm A Believer That Things Happen. Fate Is What Happens.

May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused On The Way To Your House.