Religion Is Like A Pair Of Shoes.....find

If A Movie Is Described As A Romantic Comedy, You Can Usually Find Me Next Door Playing Pinball.

I Have This Real Moron Thing I Do? It's Called Thinking.

I Think The Warning Labels On Alcoholic Beverages Are Too Bland. They Should Be More Vivid. Here Is One I Would Suggest: "alcohol Will Turn You Into The Same Asshole Your Father Was.

If It Requires A Uniform, It's A Worthless Endeavor.

I Went To A Bookstore And Asked The Saleswoman, 'where's The Self-help Section?' She Said If She Told Me, It Would Defeat The Purpose.