Religion Is Bad And Drugs Are Good.

Your Fuselage Shouldn't Open More Easily Than Your Pretzel Bag.

A Lot Of People Say They Are Dyslexic; Some Have To Realize That They Are Just Stupid.

It Just Seems Like The Culture War Is Over, And The Gay Kissers Won.

I Would Rather Put Up With Rush Limbaugh And Live In A Country Where We All Do Have Freedom Of Speech.

I’m Supposed To Be All Re-injected With Yes-we-can Fever After The Big Health Care Speech, And It Was A Great Speech - When Black Elvis Gets Jiggy With His Teleprompter, There Is None Better. But Here’s The Thing: Muhammad Ali Also Had A Way With Words, But It Helped Enormously That He Could Also Punch Guys In The Face.