Religion Is Bad And Drugs Are Good.

As A Loyal American And I Think A Patriotic American, No, I Don't Want Sarah Palin To Be President.

Idiots Must Stop Claiming That Atheism Is A Religion. Religion Is Defined As The Belief In And Worship Of A Superhuman Controlling Power. And Atheism Is… Precisely Not That. Atheism Is A Religion Like Abstinence Is A Sex Position

Eunice Kennedy Shriver, President Kennedy's Sister, Endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger, Said He's Not A Womanizer. Of Course By Kennedy Standards That Means He Never Drove One Off A Bridge.

I Love The Tea Party. They Are The Ultimate Beer Goggles. They Make Everything Look Better.

Sarah Palin Should Not Be On Vacation. She Should Be In Summer School.