You're Not A Patriot Unless Even When

I Don't Think All Life Is Precious. I Know People Say That All The Time, "life Is Precious." I Think Some Life Is Precious, And Some Life Is Just A Waste Of Protoplasm. Start Over.

One Of The Advantages Of Atheism Is Takes So Little Of Your Time.

Good Presidents, People Like George Bush, They Send People To War. They Don't Bring Them A Rescue. This Is America. We Rescue Insurance Companies And Banks.

Down In Texas, Rick Perry Announced He Will Not Run For Reelection. He Said 'i Executed One Last Woman, That Fertilizer Plant Exploded, I Returned Abortions To Back Alleys Where It Belongs, My Work Here Is Done.' I Think That's What He Said, He Was Chewing A Crayon.

I Want To See Riots! I Want To See The Kind Of Riots Where Cab Drivers Are Afraid To Pick Up White People! I Want To See This Guy!