Relax, The Bad Guys Don’t Knock. (romeo)

Be Kind To Dragons, For Thou Art Crunchy When Toasted And Taste Good With Ketchup. (sebastian)

And You, Kibbles, Had Better Lay Off Me. One More Growl And I Swear I’m Going To Geld You With A Spoon. (zarek)

Not Half As Much As I’d Miss Me If You Killed Me. (he Blinked Like A Girl And Leaned Against Ash’s Shoulder.) Please Don’t Hurt Me, Ash. Please. I Don’t Want To Die While I’m Still A Virgin. At Least Let Me Get Laid Before You Kill Me – Which According To My Mom I Can’t Do Until I’m Married And I Can’t Do That Until I Finish College. So You Have To Wait A Good Ten Years Before You Snuff Me. Deal? (nick)

Life Isn’t Supposed To Be Easy. Ever. But With The Hardest Challenges Go The Greatest Rewards. And Every Incredible Moment Of My Life Came Only After I Did Something That Made My Gut Clench With Fear. - Caleb

You Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Oak Tree, Didn’t You? (acheron)