Relationships Are Like Farting, If You Push

I Was The Guy On The Swim Team Entertaining The Bus On The Way To The Meets.

I Try To Be Funny And Not Ignorant.

Stand-up Can Take You In So Many Different Places, Man. So Many Doors Can Be Opened Up From Stand-up Comedy, And The First One That Was Opened Up For Me Was Acting.

I Like Playing Basketball And Going To The Gym. I Don't Box, But I'll Ride My Bike And Go Jogging Or Running In The Park. Sometimes My Lady And I Go Hiking.

I Think Sometimes Celebrities Get So Big, They're Not Reachable.