Reason Is Always Weak Where Prejudice Is

The Only Two Tv Shows I Saw Do That, Where They Don't Warm Them Up And You Can Really Bomb, Was Saturday Night Live - And That's Why It Gets A Lot Of Heat, Too. Obviously It Gets Criticism Fairly, Too. But A Lot Of It Is Because Lorne [michaels] Lets The Audience Decide And Doesn't Force Them To Laugh.

Stand-up Has The Best Writers, Because It's The Hardest Writing By A Million Miles.

In Giving Advice, Aptitude Is Often Less To Be Considered, Than Seasonableness.

Love Is An Artful Arrangement Of Artless Pretensions, Whereby We Labor To Appear Innocent In What We Desire To Be Most Cunning.

I Hate Fame. I Hate Being Recognized, Because I Don't Know How To Talk To People.