Reason Is Always Weak Where Prejudice Is

Note To Self: No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There's Always Beer.

A Proper Disposition Of Time Leaves A Man At Leisure In The Very Bustle Of Affairs; Without Delaying The Attention Of His Concerns To The Last Or Giving Them Unnecessary Application At First: It Affords A Season For Everything By Affording Everything Its Proper Season.

I Started On 'saturday Night Live' The Same Time Conan Started On 'late Night.' We Just Had A Relationship Because I Would Be Upstairs In The Studio And Whenever He Couldn't Get A Guest - Which Was Often Back Then Since He Was Just Starting Out - He Would Just Call Me Down To Be A Guest.

Many Frequently Change Their Principles, But Seldom Their Practices.

A Suspicious Person Is The Rival Of Him That Deceives, Both Seem To Practice A Knowledge Of Cunning Device, And Equable Sense Of Disengenuous Merit.