Really, As Long As I Am Working

You Know, You're A Great Barbecuetionist.

I Just Graduated From High School, And I Was Working At Blockbuster. Not Only Did I Get Into Movies While I Was There, But I Was Putting Away Boxes And Looking At The Kids On The Covers. It Felt Like Windows Into These Seemingly Perfect Lives.

I Am Super-proud To Have A Sort Of Famous Character In My Background That If You're A Certain Age, He Was Probably A Part Of Your Youth. I Think That's Pretty Cool.

I Have Been In Teen Shows For Years, So Doing That Stuff - Kissing - Is Kind Of Commonplace And Not A Big Deal. It Was Way More Cool Just Because It Was Meg Ryan.

My Best Jokes Are So Cheap. All I Do Is Say Things Sarcastically.