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I Feel Like Hollywood Is A Big High School Again. Seriously, Ashton Kutcher Is The Prom King.

I Am Super-proud To Have A Sort Of Famous Character In My Background That If You're A Certain Age, He Was Probably A Part Of Your Youth. I Think That's Pretty Cool.

I Have Been In Teen Shows For Years, So Doing That Stuff - Kissing - Is Kind Of Commonplace And Not A Big Deal. It Was Way More Cool Just Because It Was Meg Ryan.

If I Don't Direct A Movie At Some Point, I've Failed Personally.

My Best Jokes Are So Cheap. All I Do Is Say Things Sarcastically.