Ratings Don't Last. Good Journalism Does.

I'm All News, All The Time. Full Power, Tall Tower. I Want To Break In When News Breaks Out. That's My Agenda. Now, Respectfully, When You Start Talking About A Liberal Agenda And All The, Quote, 'liberal Bias' In The Media, I Quite Frankly, And I Say This Respectfully But Candidly To You, I Don't Know What You're Talking About.

They Say California's The Big Burrito; Texas Is A Big Taco Right Now. We Want To Follow That Through. Florida Is A Big Tamale.

President Bush Insisted Today That He Was Not Caving In To Big-money Contributors, Big-time Lobbyists, And Overall Industry Pressure When He Broke A Campaign Promise To Regulate Carbon Dioxide Emissions From Power Plants. But The Air Was Thick Today With Accusations From People Who Believe That's Exactly What Happened.

It's The Ratings, Stupid, Don't You Know? They've Got Us Putting More Fuzz And Wuzz On The Air, Cop-show Stuff.

Well, First Of All, I Don't Want To Debate The Word Conservative, But By My Definition, A Conservative Is Someone Who Wants To Conserve The Constitution Of The United States And The American Tradition And Law That No One Is Above The Law.