As Soon As The People Fix One

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

Good Manners Do More For A Man That Good Looks.

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

Nearly Every Lawsuit Is An Insult To The Intelligence Of Both Plaintiff And Defendant.

A Man Will Do More For His Stubbornness Than For His Religion Or His Country