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When I Was In Seventh Grade My Mom Caught Me Smoking Cigarettes And Punished Me By Making Me Smoke The Entire Carton. All It Did Was Piss Me Off Because I Was Out Of Cigarettes.

Dr. Maggie Dinome Was Given The Duke Award For Her Tireless Efforts And Stellar Contributions To The Eradication Of Cancer. But Unfortunately My Weight Seems Much More Important To Some Of You. While I Will Admit The Dress Didn't Photograph As Well As It Did In My Kitchen, I Will Also Admit I Felt Very Pretty. In Fact, I Feel Beautiful.

I Have Never Really Encountered Anybody That Was Rude To Me. Well, Not To My Face Anyway.

I've Always Felt That Animals Are The Purest Spirits In The World. They Don't Fake Or Hide Their Feelings, And They Are The Most Loyal Creatures On Earth. And Somehow We Humans Think We're Smarter-what A Joke.

In The Late '90s, R&b Was Dominant In The Radio, And The White Kids Were Taking It Mainstream.