Raise Your Glass If You Are Wrong

I've Always Felt That Animals Are The Purest Spirits In The World. They Don't Fake Or Hide Their Feelings, And They Are The Most Loyal Creatures On Earth. And Somehow We Humans Think We're Smarter-what A Joke.

My Fans Mean More To Me Than They Will Ever Know. I Call These People My Friends And My Confidence And If They Are Here To See Me And They Are Here To Support Me, Then That's All I Need In Life.

My Life Was Once Whiskey, Tears And Cigarettes... Now It's Snot, Tears And A Color Of Poop. Bliss. I Do Miss The Whiskey, Though.

Big Productions, To Me, Are Great - Like, I Love Going To Vegas And Seeing Shows - But I Think That Sometimes It's Distracting, Especially When You Are There To Listen To The Music.

Cameron Diaz Was So Cute At The Mtv Movie Awards When She Pulled Her Skirt Up And Wiped Her Armpits.