Racism, Anti-semitism, Homophobia, Sexism, Anything Nazi And

Usually Comedy Is Only Available To Us Ladies In The Romantic Comedy. That's Why I Hate Romantic Comedies.

I Have These Big Piano-playing Hands. I Feel Like I Should Be Picking Potatoes.

I Keep Saying, 'don't Change. Be Who You Are,' But Society Is Really Strong In Their Opinions.

I've Always Been Very Skeptical About Marriage, Because I Only Want To Do It Once; I Want To Do It The Right Way.

I'm Not Saying, "i Don't Condone Plastic Surgery." But If You Do It, Then Do It Well, Make Sure You Come Out Looking Like Yourself. You're Comfortable Being Put Under A Knife And Being Disemboweled? Great!