It's Such A Joy To Be Able

I Have These Big Piano-playing Hands. I Feel Like I Should Be Picking Potatoes.

I Hope They Invent A Machine In Which You Type In The Age You Want To Be, And It Lifts And Separates Everything Nonsurgically.

Back When I Was Very Small, And We Had This Bathroom With These Sort Of Paneled Mirrors On The Side. And I Would Just Sit There - Because It Was The Only Warm Room In The House. And I Would - If I Was In A Bad Place - I Would Go To My Imaginary Place With These Mirrors, And Create This Entire Other World To Sort Of Help Level Out What I Was Dealing With.

I Don't Want To Be Seen As The Kind Of Person Who Does Things And Then Expects Publicity In Return. I Look At It As, I Happen To Have The Means, I Have The Energy And I Have The Passion To Do What I Want To Do.

No One Has Ever Bought Me Underwear, And I'm A Little Bummed About That. Maybe It's Not Such A Big Deal Any More.