Quentin Tarantino Is Here, Star Of All

Every Kid Has Something They're Good At, That You Hope They Find And Gravitate Toward.

Quentin Tarantino Is Here, Star Of All My Sexual Nightmares.

I Think If You Ask Any Of Us Here, We All Dreamed Of Ending Up On Saturday Night Live. I Remember Thinking, 'i'll Just Keep Doing This As Long As I Can Get Away With It.'

We Writers Dream Of A Future Where Actors Are Mostly Computer Generated And Their Performances Can Be Adjusted, By Us, On A Laptop, Alone.

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