The Only Way I Could Get Comfortable

I Prefer The Retro Chic Of Spending Christmas Just Like Joseph And Mary Did - Traveling Arduously Back To The Place Of Your Birth To Be Counted, With No Guarantee Of A Bed When You Get There.

I'm Not That Good Looking... Nobody Is That Good Looking. I Have Seen A Lot Of Movie Stars, And Maybe Four Are Amazing Looking. The Rest Have A Team Of Gay Guys Who Make It Happen.

And I Can See Russia From My House.

There Are No Mistakes Only Opportunities.

If You Retain Nothing Else, Always Remember The Most Important Rule Of Beauty. “who Cares?”