Puritans Should Wear Fig Leaves On Their

Be Yourself. A Horse Without The Lancer Is Still A Horse; A Lancer Without The Horse Is Just A Man.

The Consumer's Side Of The Coffin Lid Is Never Ostentatious.

Never Saw The Branch You Are Sittin On, Unless They Are Trying To Hang You From It.

A Sodomite Got Very Excited Looking At A Zoology Text. Does This Make It Pornography?

Never Lie When The Truth Is More Profitable.