Public Service Is My Motto.

Every Time A Boy Falls Off A Tricycle, Every Time A Black Cat Has Gray Kittens, Every Time Someone Stubs A Toe, Every Time There's A Murder Or A Fire Or The Marines Land In Nicaragua, The Police And The Newspapers Holler 'get Capone.'

They've Hung Everything On Me Except The Chicago Fire.

We Been On The Road For 18 Hours... I Need A Bath, Some Chow... And Then You And Me Sit Down, And We Talk About Who Dies,eh?

Hell Must Be A Pretty Swell Spot, Because The Guys That Invented Religion Have Sure Been Trying Hard To Keep Everybody Else Out.

I'm A Kind Person, I'm Kind To Everyone, But If You Are Unkind To Me, Then Kindness Is Not What You'll Remember Me For