We Been On The Road For 18

I've Lost A Million And A Half On The Horses And Dice In The Last Two Years. And The Funny Part Is, I Still Like 'em, And If Someone Handed Me Another Million I'd Put It Right In The Nose Of Some Horse That Looked Good To Me.

A Crook Is A Crook, And There's Something Healthy About His Frankness In The Matter. But Any Guy Who Pretends He Is Enforcing The Law And Steals On His Authority Is A Swell Snake. The Worst Type Of These Punks Is The Big Politician. You Can Only Get A Little Of His Time Because He Spends So Much Time Covering Up That No One Will Know That He Is A Thief. A Hard-working Crook Will-and Can-get Those Birds By The Dozen, But Right Down In His Heart He Won't Depend On Them-hates The Sight Of Them.

I Got Nothing Against The Honest Cop On The Beat. You Just Have Them Transferred Someplace Where They Can't Do You Any Harm. But Don't Ever Talk To Me About The Honor Of Police Captains Or Judges. If They Couldn't Be Bought They Wouldn't Have The Job.

I Am Going To St. Petersburg, Florida, Tomorrow. Let The Worthy Citizens Of Chicago Get Their Liquor The Best They Can. I'm Sick Of The Job-it's A Thankless One And Full Of Grief. I've Been Spending The Best Years Of My Life As A Public Benefactor.

All I Ever Did Was Supply A Demand That Was Pretty Popular.