Property Is A Nuisance.

It Is Not Enough To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time. You Should Also Have An Open Mind At The Right Time.

The Sf [supreme Fascist, I.e. God] Created Us To Enjoy Our Suffering. The Sooner We Die, The Sooner We Defy His Plans.

There Are Three Signs Of Senility. The First Sign Is That A Man Forgets His Theorems. The Second Sign Is That He Forgets To Zip Up. The Third Sign Is That He Forgets To Zip Down.

Television Is Something The Russians Invented To Destroy American Education.

Every Human Activity, Good Or Bad, Except Mathematics, Must Come To An End.