Trouble Springs From Idleness.

He That Steals The Old Man's Supper Does Him No Wrong.

Pride Is As Loud A Beggar As Want, And A Great Deal More Saucy

If You Can't Pay For A Thing, Don't Buy It. If You Can't Get Paid For It, Don't Sell It.

It's The Easiest Thing In The World For A Man To Deceive Himself.

Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty—and Fart Proudly.