Prices In Italy Are Only Slightly Lower

The World Still Consists Of Two Clearly Divided Groups: The English And The Foreigners. One Group Consists Of Less Than 50 Million People; The Other Of 3,950 Million. The Latter Group Does Not Really Count.

Australia Objects To The Mini-skirt Not On Moral But On Economic Grounds. Australians Are No Prudes And The Lovely, Healthy, Sporty Australian Girls Have No Reason To Hide Their Knees And Thighs. However, The Mini-skirt Is Disastrous For The Wool-trade.

On The Continent People Have Good Food; In England People Have Good Table Manners.

The English Take Everything With An Exquisite Sense Of Humour. They Are Only Offended If You Tell Them That They Have No Sense Of Humour.

In England The Boy Pats His Adored One On The Back And Says Softly, "i Don't Object, You Know." If He Is Quite Mad With Passion, He May Add: "i Rather Fancy You, In Fact.