Pretty Women And Rich Men Are Rarely

It Takes More Than A Wise Man To Keep Track Of A Foolish Woman.

Every Man Has Two Personalities; The One He Reveals To Women, The Other To Men.

There Never Was A Woman Who Did Not Prefer An Oblique Compliment To A Straight Truth - If The Latter Were Unflattering.

The Bride And Groom-may Their Joys Be As Bright As The Morning, And Their Sorrows But Shadows That Fade In The Sunlight Of Love.

When A Woman Is Very, Very Bad, She Is Awful, But When A Man Is Correspondingly Good, He Is Weird.