President Can't Swim.

Jack Was Out Kissing Babies While I Was Out Passing Bills. Someone Had To Tend The Store.

Justice Requires Us To Remember That When Any Citizen Denies His Fellow, Saying, 'his Color Is Not Mine,' Or 'his Beliefs Are Strange And Different,' In That Moment He Betrays America, Though His Forebears Created This Nation.

All The Historians Are Harvard People. It Just Isn't Fair. Poor Old Hoover From West Branch, Iowa, Had No Chance With That Crowd;nor Did Andrew Jackson From Tennessee. Nor Does Lyndon Johnson From Stonewall, Texas. It Just Isn't Fair.

Doing What's Right Isn't The Problem. It Is Knowing What's Right.

Poverty Must Not Be A Bar To Learning And Learning Must Offer An Escape From Poverty.