President Bush, Have A Hot Dog With

I'd Forgotten What An Honest Sandwich It Is. For Those Of You Not Familiar, 'blt' Stands For 'bacon, Lettuce, And Tomato.' A Lot Of People Think The 'b' Stands For 'bread,' And I Can Understand Someone Not Wanting A Lettuce And Tomato Sandwich. But, The Bread Is Implied In The Word 'sandwich.' Anyway, It's An American Original. Everyone Should Have A Blt As Soon As They Can.

Hey Yogurt, If You're So Cultured, How Come I Never See You At The Opera?

Attack Life, It's Going To Kill You Anyway.

You Have A Firm Grasp Of The Obvious.

Bill Moyers Is Everything I Never Aspire To Be: Calm, Thoughtful, And Informative.