Prayers Are To Men As Dolls Are

Christ Was Only Crucified Once And For A Few Hours. Think Of The Hundreds Of Thousands Whom Christ Has Been Crucifying In A Quiet Way Ever Since.

Marriage Is Distinctly And Repeatedly Excluded From Heaven. Is This Because It Is Thought Likely To Mar The General Felicity?

A Virtue To Be Serviceable Must, Like Gold, Be Alloyed With Some Commoner, But More Durable Alloy.

Brigands Demand Your Money Or Your Life; Women Require Both.

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.