It Is Not He Who Gains The

The Dead Should Be Judged Like Criminals, Impartially, But They Should Be Allowed The Benefit Of The Doubt.

The Dons Of Oxford And Cambridge Are Too Busy Educating The Young Men To Be Able To Teach Them Anything.

Half The Vices Which The World Condemns Most Loudly Have Seeds Of Good In Them And Require Moderate Use Rather Than Total Abstinence.

The Best Liar Is He Who Makes The Smallest Amount Of Lying Go The Longest Way.

All Philosophies, If You Ride Them Home, Are Nonsense, But Some Are Greater Nonsense Than Others.