Praise The Humanities, My Boy. That'll Make

I Have In My Life Concentrated More On Self-expression Than Self-denial.

At The Depths Of That Dusty Soul There Is Nothing But Abject Surrender.

The Opposition Occupies The Benches In Front Of You, But The Enemy Sits Behind You

Don't Give Your Son Money. As Far As You Can Afford It, Give Him Horses.

Life Is A Test And This World A Place Of Trial.