Meet Success Like A Gentleman; Disaster Like

At One Side Of The Palette There Is White, At The Other Black; And Neither Is Ever Used Neat.

It Is Not Enough That We Do Our Best; Sometimes We Must Do What Is Required.

A Good Speech Should Be Like A Woman's Skirt: Long Enough To Cover The Subject And Short Enough To Create Interest

The People Of Asia Were Slaves, Because They Had Not Learned How To Pronounce The Word 'no'.

There Is No Surer Method Of Economizing And Saving Money Than In The Reduction Of The Number Of Officials.