A Man Is But An Ass Who

Life's Perhaps The Only Riddle That We Shrink From Giving Up.

So I Fell In Love With A Rich Attorney's Elderly Ugly Daughter.

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

What Though I Cannot Meet My Bills? What Though I Suffer Toothache's Ills? What Though I Swallow Countless Pills?

Darwinian Man, Though Well-behaved, At Best Is Only A Monkey Shaved.