A Man Is But An Ass Who

If You Give Me Your Attention, I Will Tell You What I Am: I'm A Genuine Philanthropist--all Other Kinds Are Sham. Each Little Fault Of Temper And Each Social Defect In My Erring Fellow Creatures, I Endeavor To Correct.

Oh! A Private Buffoon Is A Light-hearted Loon, If You Listen To Popular Rumour; From Morning To Night He's So Joyous And Bright, And He Bubbles With Wit And Good Humour!

I See No Objection To Stoutness, In Moderation.

I Always Voted At My Party's Call, And I Never Thought Of Thinking For Myself At All.

Utopia's Quite Another Land; In Her Enterprising Movements, She Is England--with Improvements