A Man Is But An Ass Who

In All The Woes That Curse Our Race There Is A Lady In The Case.

Oh! A Private Buffoon Is A Light-hearted Loon, If You Listen To Popular Rumour; From Morning To Night He's So Joyous And Bright, And He Bubbles With Wit And Good Humour!

I'm Very Good At Integral And Differential Calculus, I Know The Scientific Names Of Beings Animalculous; In Short, In Matters Vegetable, Animal, And Mineral, I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-general.

Isn't Your Life Extremely Flat,with Nothing To Grumble At?

The Idiot Who Praises, With Enthusiastic Tone, All Centuries But This, And Every Country But His Own.