Posterity Is The Patriotic Name For Grandchildren.

One Of The Wonderful Things About Going To A Small College Is You Can Get Into Everything.

I Eat A Lowfat Diet, Think Positively, Get Exercise Every Day.

And Keep A Sense Of Humor. It Doesn't Mean You Have To Tell Jokes. If You Can't Think Of Anything Else, When You're My Age, Take Off Your Clothes And Walk In Front Of A Mirror. I Guarantee You'll Get A Laugh.

Diplomacy - The Art Of Jumping Into Trouble Without Making A Splash.

I Grew Up Poor. I Never Had Any Money. I Was A Hobo, You Know, Ride The Freights