I Eat A Lowfat Diet, Think Positively,

I Eat A Lowfat Diet, Think Positively, Get Exercise Every Day.

I Grew Up Poor. I Never Had Any Money. I Was A Hobo, You Know, Ride The Freights

Each Generation Has Been An Education For Us In Different Ways. The First Child-with-bloody-nose Was Rushed To The Emergency Room. The Fifth Child-with-bloody-nose Was Told To Go To The Yard Immediately And Stop Bleeding On The Carpet.

A Preacher Was Operated On For A Hernia. As This Was About The Time Of The First World War He Was Given Ether. As He Was Coming Out Of The Anesthetic A Fire Broke Out In The Building Next Door. As The Flames Began To Show Through The Hospital Windows The Nurse Pulled The Shades Down. She Didn't Want The Preacher To Think His Operation Had Been A Failure.

A Finished Product Is One That Has Already Seen Its Better Days.