I Eat A Lowfat Diet, Think Positively,

And Keep A Sense Of Humor. It Doesn't Mean You Have To Tell Jokes. If You Can't Think Of Anything Else, When You're My Age, Take Off Your Clothes And Walk In Front Of A Mirror. I Guarantee You'll Get A Laugh.

Diplomacy - The Art Of Jumping Into Trouble Without Making A Splash.

No One Can Keep From Aging, But There Is No Need To Grow Old.

I Grew Up Poor. I Never Had Any Money. I Was A Hobo, You Know, Ride The Freights

People Find Gold In Fields, Veins, River Beds, And Pockets. Whichever, It Takes Work To Get It Out.