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I Was In A Band And It Wasn't Working Out The Way I Wanted. Then Somehow, Little By Little, I Started Doing A Couple Comedy Things. All Of A Sudden I Was Being Asked To Do More And More Comedy Things. There Was This Message From The World Saying, "maybe You Should Go This Direction."

Some Rules Are Good. For Example, Off The Top Of My Head, Let's Say A Stand-up Comedian Or A Talk Show Host Wearing A Nice Suit - As A Ponderer, I Grew Up Like, "why Don't They Just Go Up There In Their Army Jacket? They're Fine!" Then Little By Little, You Think, "you Know, It's Kind Of Nice To Look Nice, Like You Made The Effort." Then You're Back At Rule One; That Was The Original Rule.

I Love 'saturday Night Live,' And I Really Feel Like People Who Have Left Before Me Have Always Stayed With The Show. They Never Really Quite Left, Which Is Nice. Everyone Kind Of Stays Close.

In My Opinion, There's This New Phenomenon Where Guys Used To Talk About Cars A Lot In The Past. But, More And More It's Becoming Them Talking About Recording Studios.

I Spent Most Of My 20s Playing Music. I Was In A Band And We Worked Really Hard And Did Not Get Very Far. I Was Really Close To Being This Guy Who Used To Be In This Band Who Is Still Playing And Trying To Get Some Recordings Together, But I Got Really Lucky. That's Never Lost In Me, That I Went Through Saturday Night Live.