There's Something That I Can't Describe About

I Spent Most Of My 20s Playing Music. I Was In A Band And We Worked Really Hard And Did Not Get Very Far. I Was Really Close To Being This Guy Who Used To Be In This Band Who Is Still Playing And Trying To Get Some Recordings Together, But I Got Really Lucky. That's Never Lost In Me, That I Went Through Saturday Night Live.

When I First Started Going To Portland, People Told Me About Stumptown. They Were Like 'oh, It's The Best Coffee,'and I Thought, 'how Good Could It Really Be?' I'm Like, 'sure, Great, Uh... I'd Love To See It.' But Then When I Went, It Truly, I Am Not Kidding, Is The Best Coffee I Have Ever Had.

I Don't Know Any Artists Or Painters, Like, "oh That Painting Group." I Want To Write Down This Idea Of A Group Of Artists Who Treat It Like A Band. Like, "who Made The Painting?" "all Four Of Us Did."

People Are Always Nice, So I Can't Complain. My Name Used To Be Snl! More And More, People Call Me By My Name.

That Smile On Stive Jobs Face... My Impersonation Came From Being A Fan.