Porkchops And Bacon, My Two Favorite Animals.

Among All Men On The Earth Bards Have A Share Of Honor And Reverence, Because The Muse Has Taught Them Songs And Loves The Race Of Bards.

I Would Rather Be A Serf In A Poor Man's House And Be Above Ground Than Reign Among The Dead.

The Tongue Of Man Is A Twisty Thing, There Are Plenty Of Words There Of Every Kind.

Not At All Similar Are The Race Of The Immortal Gods And The Race Of Men Who Walk Upon The Earth.

And By The Sacred Parchment, I Swear That If I Reveal The Secrets Of The Stonecutters, May My Stomach Become Bloated And My Head Be Plucked Of All But Three Hairs