A Boy Without Mischief Is Like A

Porkchops And Bacon, My Two Favorite Animals.

Out Of Sight,out Of Mind

Steel Itself Oft Lures A Man To Fight.

Just Are The Ways Of Heaven; From Heaven Proceed The Woes Of Man: Heaven Doom'd The Greeks To Bleed.

Remember That Postcard Grandpa Sent Us From Florida Of That Alligator Biting That Woman's Bottom? That's Right, We All Thought It Was Hilarious. But, It Turns Out We Were Wrong. That Alligator Was Sexually Harassing That Woman.