Poor Is A State Of Mind You

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.

No Kid In The World, No Woman In The World Should Ever Raise A Hand Against A No-good Daddy. That's Already Been Taken Care Of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit The Wind.

You Know Why Madison Avenue Advertising Has Never Done Well In Harlem? We're The Only Ones Who Know What It Means To Be Brand X.

I Go To Chinese Christian Community. Jesus Looks Chinese. I Go To Japanese Christian Community. Jesus Looks Japanese. I Go To Brazilian Christian Community. Jesus Looks Brazilian. How Come In America Jesus Looks White?

When I Lost My Rifle, The Army Charged Me 85 Dollars. That Is Why In The Navy The Captain Goes Down With The Ship.