Poor Is A State Of Mind You

No Kid In The World, No Woman In The World Should Ever Raise A Hand Against A No-good Daddy. That's Already Been Taken Care Of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit The Wind.

The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From Comics But Relatives, Friends - From Your Life. That's The Funniest Stuff.

I Tell People, 'if You Want To Send A Message To The White House, Call My House.

A Klaner Kkk Is A Cat Who Gets Out Of Bed In The Middle Of The Night And Takes His Sheet With Him.

It Was An Unwritten Law That Black Comics Were Not Permitted To Work White Nightclubs. You Could Sing And You Could Dance, But You Couldn't Stand Flat-footed And Talk; That Was A No-no.