Politics And Religion In The United States

I Think I'm Hysterical. I Watch Myself On Tape And Just Roar - Isn't That Weird?

Everything That`s Written About Me Has Such A Negative Taint. It Just Has A Life Of Its Own, Like An Avalanche, And I Don`t Think There`s Anything I Can Do To Stop It.

Two Things Do Me In: One's Chocolate Cake, The Other's Hypocrisy.

You Can Really Learn From Donahue. I Didn't Know You Could Be A Woman In A Man's Body. You Go Out And You Can't Parallel Park.

My Real Life Is Funnier Than Anything On Tv.