Politeness, N: The Most Acceptable Hypocrisy.

Teetotaler, N. One Who Abstains From Strong Drink, Sometimes Totally, Sometimes Tolerably Totally.

You Don't Have To Be Stupid To Be A Christian, ... But It Probably Helps.

He Who Thinks With Difficulty Believes With Alacrity. A Fool Is A Natural Proselyte, But He Must Be Caught Young, For His Convictions, Unlike Those Of The Wise, Harden With Age.

Destiny: A Tyrant's Authority For Crime And A Fool's Excuse For Failure.

Magic, N. An Art Of Converting Superstition Into Coin. There Are Other Arts Serving The Same High Purpose, But The Discreet Lexicographer Does Not Name Them.