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Oftentimes What Happens Actually Is People Say To Me, 'i Didn't Know If It Was You Or Not, And Then I Heard You Laugh, And Then Obviously I Could Tell It Was You.'

It Always Seems Crazy To Tell People What To Expect. That Never Works! So, I Don't Know What To Say, Other Than That They Can Expect Me.

I Feel Like If I Won An Award And I Was Giving My Speech And The Music Started, That's All I'd Remember, The Humiliation I Felt When The Music Started. It Would Mar The Entire Experience For Me.

They [seth Rogen And Evan Goldberg] Thought Of This Brilliant Pot, Or Whatever, Movie [pineapple Express], An Action Movie And I Guess They Figured In A Small Role For A Blonde. And They Say That I Did My Part Well. I Added Tears To The Movie.

I Don't Even Have A Stalker. I'm Just Not The Guy That People Stalk.