Most Comedy Comes Out Of Misery.

I've Never Had Something - Like, You Know, Drunk People Have Tried To Do That To Me, And I Instantly Shut It Off. I Say, Don't To This, Dude; You'll Feel Terrible About This Later. It'll Be - I'll Bring It Up All The Time; I'll Make Fun Of You. Just Save Yourself The Embarrassment And Don't Do It.

Making [pineapple Express] Was A Blast. I'd Kind Of Gotten To The Point Professionally Where I Was Pretty Emotionally Exhausted From Making Dramatic Films.

Every Once In A While You Definitely Have To Film Someone For Half An Hour Saying Something That You Do Not Think Is Funny Because For The Previous Two Hours They Said A Bunch Of Stuff That You Think Is Really Funny.

Sometimes What You Lose In The Time It Takes To Let An Actor Do Something That You Don't Like As A Director, You Gain In Not Shutting Them Down Creatively By Telling Them Their Idea Sucks.

They [seth Rogen And Evan Goldberg] Thought Of This Brilliant Pot, Or Whatever, Movie [pineapple Express], An Action Movie And I Guess They Figured In A Small Role For A Blonde. And They Say That I Did My Part Well. I Added Tears To The Movie.