Please Don't Retouch My Wrinkles. It Took

Ah, The Feeling You Get Holding A Diamond In Your Hand! It Seems To Bore Into Your Skin, To Burn, To Breathe. It's Like Holding A Bit Of The Moon In Your Hand.

Please Don't Retouch My Wrinkles. It Took Me So Long To Earn Them.

Children Are Like Puppies: You Have To Keep Them Near You, And Look After Them, If You Want Their Affection.

A Divorcee Is A Women Who Got Married So She Didn't Have To Work, But Now Works So She Doesn't Have To Get Married.

It's So Unfair That We Should Die, Just Because We Are Born.