Please Don't Kill Me, I'm Nice.

As A Composer And As A Musician I'm A True Believer - And This Is Not To Be Overly Diplomatic - I'm A Believer That There's Artistry In Everything From A Lawn Gnome To A Desk Chair To A Symphony To An Andy Warhol Painting. There's Art In Absolutely Everything.

What Can You Expect From Me In The Next Five Years? Well... I'll Get Older

I Never Thought I Would Meet Mariah Carey, But I Really Never Thought I'd Be Introduced To Her By Whitney Houston. She's Like, "hey, Baby, This Is Mariah." I'm Like, "i Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here."

I Would Be The Worst President In The History Of The United States. Unless You Want The Apocalypse To Happen Really Soon Then Yes, I'll Run For President.

All My Aunts In The Phillipines, They Look At Me And Say 'darreeeeeen! You So Thin! Eat!'