Play To Win, But Enjoy The Fun.

I Have An Inviolable Rule Against Employing Nepots And Spouses, Because They Breed Politics. Whenever Two People Get Married, One Of Them Must Depart - Preferably The Female, To Look After The Baby.

The Advertisers Who Believe In The Selling Power Of Jingles Have Never Had To Sell Anything.

Many Manufacturers Secretly Question Whether Advertising Really Sells Their Product, But Are Vaguely Afraid That Their Competitors Might Steal A March On Them If They Stopped.

The Worst Fault A Salesman Can Commit Is To Be A Bore. Foster Any Attempt To Talk About Other Things; The Longer You Stay The Better You Get To Know The Prospect, And The More You Will Be Trusted.

Our Business Is Infested With Idiots Who Try To Impress By Using Pretentious Jargon.